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Mark Gross: Poor People Are Better in Bed
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Rich people are bad in bed, and poor people are good in bed. That's because sex is free and poor people love free stuff. You will never get oral sex from a rich girl, but a poor girl will gobble your knob like a block of government cheese.
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See Mark Gross Tell It » Mark Gross - Specific Shapes It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
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Posted: 01/18/01

Mark Gross - Specific Shapes

It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.

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Posted: 01/18/01
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There should be a crack track.

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