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Mark Gross: Can You Help?
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A couple days ago, I
was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, 'Hey, can you help out my wife and family?' I said, 'Sure.' And I pushed him off the bridge.
Mark Gross - Specific Shapes
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 1,925
Mark Gross - Crackheads
There should be a crack track.
Tags: Mark Gross (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 732
Thai Rivera - Miserable Lives
Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.
Tags: Thai Rivera (2), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7
Todd Barry - Quicken
Todd Barry just bought a new computer.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,272
The Amazing Johnathan - Money Illusion
The Amazing Johnathan burns an audience member's $20 bill.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), audience interaction (303)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 2,689
Rich Vos - Angel Face
Rich Vos' daughter should have been born in a cornfield.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 338
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,559
Patton Oswalt - Reality
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,274
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 771
The Amazing Johnathan - John and Johnathan
A $100 bill is funnier than a $20 bill.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 6,997
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