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Mark Curry Jokes
Mark Curry: Walking on the Green
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Now in Florida, when the light turns green, that means you can what? Go! And you -- you walk across the street, you know. You don't look for cars to kill you, do you? You walk across the green. In New York, green don't mean nothing.
Filed Under: driving (268),  city (247),  Mark Curry (8)
Posted: 06/11/99

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Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over

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Mark Curry - Christopher Columbus

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Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

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Mark Curry - Fashion Show

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Mark Curry - Poor Halloween

Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.

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When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.

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