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I went to a fashion show. Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, $15,000 shoes -- and mad! You know why they mad? Because they hungry, that's why.
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Posted: 06/11/99

Mark Curry - Fashion Show

Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, and they still look mad.

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Posted: 06/11/99
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