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Young guys go chasing women every night. You do that, you're called party animals. Do that in middle age, you're called a lonely alcoholic.
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Posted: 05/20/93

Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age

Young guys can go chasing women every night.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 431

Bill Engvall - The Club

Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.

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Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,602

John Heffron - Young Guys

John advises young guys to go after older women.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,934

Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up

Don't drink when no one else around is your age.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239

Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics

There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851

Corey Holcomb - Dating Game

Corey needs a place to lay up.

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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 4,665

Steve Wilson - Getting Older

When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.

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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 513

Pete Correale - Too Old to Fight

Pete won't fight for his wife or himself.

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Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 37,181

Stephanie Hodge - Aging

Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.

Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 639

Dan Devido - Moving Day

You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.

Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 384

 
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