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As soon as that baby
hits, you get these scary mailings that says stuff like, 'Congratulations, new dad! Now, what about life insurance, disability, college fund? What if they get sick, Dad? Think of the future, Dad.' So I did -- I got a vasectomy.
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy
Vasectomies should be fun.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 213
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 556
Drew Fraser - Roller Skates
Kids today have cushy roller skates.
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 277
Brian Regan - Baby Books
Brian wants a piece of the baby book-writing financial pie.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 2,224
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