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Mark Craig Taylor: Raising a Good Kid
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Babies are neat, but raising
a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an eight-pound boy,' wait 20 years 'til you're really proud to announce, 'Our 180-pound boy is finally out of the house. He's drug-free, HIV-negative, and hasn't knocked anyone up yet. We're proud.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 16,640
Joey Kola - Computers
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 520
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 1,499
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,679
Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy
Vasectomies should be fun.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 213
Damon Williams - Home Alone
Damon knew the Schoo family was white.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 408
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 904
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