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Mark Craig Taylor: Raising a Good Kid
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Babies are neat, but raising
a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an eight-pound boy,' wait 20 years 'til you're really proud to announce, 'Our 180-pound boy is finally out of the house. He's drug-free, HIV-negative, and hasn't knocked anyone up yet. We're proud.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,646
Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy
Vasectomies should be fun.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 496
Kyle Kinane - Accident Babies
Kyle is an accident adult as far as his parents are concerned.
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Posted: 02/25/11
Views: 5,540
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 29,348
Joey Kola - Computers
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,531
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 11,298
Jasper Redd - Road Rage
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 4,670
Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age
Young guys can go chasing women every night.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,127
Uncensored - Kevin Hart - All Over the Place
Kevin Hart describes the stupidest thing his father ever did on drugs.
Tags: Kevin Hart (35), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 01/15/12
Views: 33,958
