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I think, with overpopulation, it would be nice if we could find a way to encourage vasectomies, make them fun, so guys will do it. Don't even say 'vasectomy,' just put a bunch of beer on ice and call them 'sperm retirement parties.'
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Posted: 05/20/93

Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy

Vasectomies should be fun.

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