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Mark Craig Taylor: From Lovers to Teammates
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Once that baby hits, you
go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.' At the end of the night, we're too tired for sex. We just fall into bed and high five: 'Way to burp her.' 'Nice wipe.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881
Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions
Sixty-nine is just rude.
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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,310
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 648
K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 862
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
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Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 16,640
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,225
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,642
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