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Once that baby hits, you
go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.' At the end of the night, we're too tired for sex. We just fall into bed and high five: 'Way to burp her.' 'Nice wipe.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 833
Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions
Sixty-nine is just rude.
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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,736
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,017
K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,026
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
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Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 18,795
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,494
Royale Watkins - Secret Age
Royale Watkins doesn't know how old his wife is.
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Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,675
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