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Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni
Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,069
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,419
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,041
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,851
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,912
Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?
Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,317
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
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Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,424
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,838
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,332
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 8,121
