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Mario Cantone: Cargo Pants
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Look at my cargo pants:
baggies. You know why? You know why I'm wearing 'em? 'Cause I've been hangin' with the homies and smokin' the blunts! Either that, or I'm desperately trying to hold onto my youth by a hangnail.
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,204
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,823
Margaret Smith - Inspected by Mary Lou
A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 404
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 718
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 448
Ted Blumberg - Anything Goes in New York City
New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 390
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,742
Tom Papa - Getting Old
It's a treat when you start losing your memory.
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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,140
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,556
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Sommore: Clothing
Picking out the right outfit is essential.
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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 4,697
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