Marianne Sierk Jokes
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So this is what I
would do if I found this kitten: I would take her and I would shave her and I would dye her purple and I'd put little leather pants on her and I'd teach her to talk somehow -- I don't know how -- and I'd bring her back, and I'd be like, 'Here's Fluffy!' And they'd be like, 'What happened?' And I'd say, 'Oh ba-da-da-da-da -- sorry, I believe the little flyer here said no questions asked.'
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 543
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,815
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,062
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,277
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,309
Matt Braunger - Comedians
My relatives don't think comedians exist.
Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,596
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