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So this is what I
would do if I found this kitten: I would take her and I would shave her and I would dye her purple and I'd put little leather pants on her and I'd teach her to talk somehow -- I don't know how -- and I'd bring her back, and I'd be like, 'Here's Fluffy!' And they'd be like, 'What happened?' And I'd say, 'Oh ba-da-da-da-da -- sorry, I believe the little flyer here said no questions asked.'
Marianne Sierk - No Questions Asked
Marianne Sierk will eat popcorn that has fallen between her legs on a date.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), dating (637), food (550)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 603
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 828
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 4,338
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), animals (439)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 2,575
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), animals (439), wars (114)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,755
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (439),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,847
Kevin Seccia - Animal Liberation
Hunting isn't fair.
Tags: Kevin Seccia (1), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 1,082
George Lopez - Gay
Latinos think anything done correctly is gay.
Tags: George Lopez (3), ethnic (730), animals (439)
Posted: 05/04/08
Views: 28,242
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,170
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