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They shake it at the
end, did you know that? If women had penises, we would not shake them -- we would dab.
Margaret Smith - Penis Dab
Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 386
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 664
Margaret Smith - Year of the Woman
Women aren't going to get another year.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 233
Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 607
Margaret Smith - Piercings
Women are piercing everything now.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 673
Margaret Smith - Labia Piercing
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), travel (310)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,853
Dan Cronin - Skorts
Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
Tags: Dan Cronin (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 288
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151
Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 2,632
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