Margaret Smith Jokes
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Margaret Smith: Crime-Stopping Altoid
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I was almost robbed the
other night going home late. Thank God I had just popped an Altoid. Did you know if you have an Altoid in your mouth and breathe on someone, you can disorientate them? Who needs a mint this strong? If you think you need a mint this strong, what you need is a tongue scraper.
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,182
Margaret Smith - Strip Club
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 598
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 664
Margaret Smith - Therapy
Is it normal for a therapist to run a balloon business on the side?
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 543
Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 607
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Margaret Smith - Piercings
Women are piercing everything now.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 673
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,948
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,950
Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can
If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 14,047
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