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Margaret Cho Jokes
Margaret Cho: Hopeless Ex
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The last guy I went out with, he was just so -- I don't know -- hopeless. He said if I broke up with him that he would kill himself. And I broke up with him, but he's not dead yet. I want to call him up and be like, 'You know, what's the deal? I thought we had an agreement.'
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Posted: 05/24/93

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