Margaret Smith Jokes
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Margaret Smith: Jewish Mom, Irish Catholic Dad
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I actually come from a
mixed marriage. My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 2,180
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,246
Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents
Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 808
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 5,147
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,016
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,626
Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off
Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.
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Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 2,446
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,288
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,107
