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Margaret Smith Jokes
Margaret Smith: Father's Day Card
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I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they're all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it -- draw a little picture of myself hanging there.
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See Margaret Smith Tell It » Margaret Smith - Dad Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.
Filed Under: family (369),  parenting (352),  mental health (128)
Posted: 02/24/92

Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents

Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 808

Margaret Smith - Dad

Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), imitations (848), family (602)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,711

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

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Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 2,180

Margaret Smith - Therapy

Is it normal for a therapist to run a balloon business on the side?

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (567), parents (487)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,643

Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent

Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (686), family (602)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 455

Joey Kola - Never Angry

Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.

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Kristen Schaal - Family Friendly

Kristen Schaal pretends she has a baby to appeal to audience members with babies and baby dreams.

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Posted: 02/05/10
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Richard Lewis - Out of Therapy

You never lose your problems.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), family (602), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,013

Richard Lewis - Living for Food

Richard Lewis' grandparents lived for food.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), family (602), food (584)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 961

 
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