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Marc Price: Turning 21
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Remember turning 21? It all
happens all at once -- boom -- legal to drink beer, illegal to sleep with 16-year-old girls. Really threw me, actually. It's not fair. They give you something good, and then they take something better away.
Marc Price - Child Star
Show business is no place for a kid.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216
Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age
Young guys can go chasing women every night.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 431
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239
Marc Maron - Teenage Girls
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,078
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 526
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,712
Marc Price - Sex in the 90s
Wear a condom 'cause you just don't know.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
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