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Marc Price: Need a Drink to Vote
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You're old enough to vote,
but you're not old enough to drink? Look at who we have to vote for -- you need a drink. On election day, Bush calls for Busch beer and Quayle calls for a quaalude.
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216
Marc Price - The Future
The future of food delivery will be over in the age of picture phones.
Tags: Marc Price (4), imitations (772), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Vic Henley - Southern Presidents
Ronald Reagan thought he was a cowboy.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,074
Larry Miller - Levels One and Two
At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
Tags: Larry Miller (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 808
Marc Price - Child Star
Show business is no place for a kid.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Marc Price - Sex in the 90s
Wear a condom 'cause you just don't know.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
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