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God doesn't seem to talk
to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking down the street in Manhattan one day, and I realize maybe it's those guys you see walking down the street talking to themselves. You know, those guys that are like, 'I can't! No, I can't!' Maybe the other side of that conversation is God going, 'You're the new leader.' 'No I can't!' They're not crazy -- they're reluctant prophets.
Marc Maron - Talking to God
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587
Marc Maron - Mental Health
Some morning affirmations.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), audience interaction (303), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 582
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 580
Marc Maron - Human Combustion
Marc is afraid that he will be known as the "peeing guy who blew up."
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 770
Marc Maron - Bipolar Coaster
It's a thrill having a manic depressive in your life.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 575
Marc Maron - Anger Management
Marc bought a book to deal with his anger problem.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), books (748)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 348
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 372
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,153
Steve Shaffer - Religion
Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250
Marc Maron - Tribe of Seuss
God doesn't talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 165
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