Marc Maron Jokes
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Marc Maron: Jesus at the Mall
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I generally grow this beard
out around Christmas. Then, I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and what I do is generally walk through the mall, just saying, 'No, no, this wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people.' But if there's a Santa at the mall, I'll walk right up to him and I'll go, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 580
Marc Maron - Talking to God
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587
Marc Maron - Human Combustion
Marc is afraid that he will be known as the "peeing guy who blew up."
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 770
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 372
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,153
Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,018
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 8,479
Al Lubel - Reincarnation
Al has a response for Descartes.
Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (976), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Todd Lynn - Hanging Up
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059
Kevin Rooney - Stupid People
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), The A-List (491), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487
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