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They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
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Posted: 12/07/98

Marc Maron - Drug Testing

Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 429

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)

Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,403

Wil Shriner - Working Comedy

Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.

Tags: Wil Shriner (1), drugs (639), work/office (398)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 570

Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot

Smoke pot -- get paid.

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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,843

Doug Benson - Dead States

The 37 states that have not legalized medical marijuana are dead to Doug Benson.

Tags: Doug Benson (29), animals (791), drugs (639)

Posted: 11/19/09
Views: 3,200

David Feldman - Legalize Narcotics

David Feldman wants to legalize all narcotics.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 262

Anthony Griffith - Drug Prevention

Kids have it tough these days.

Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), drugs (639), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 553

Jackie Flynn - Smoking Table

Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.

Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), drugs (639)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 262

Roz G - Large and in Charge

Roz G doesn't date fat men.

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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 962

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers

Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,196

 
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