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I don't really do, like, a big exploding joke at the end 'cause this is a job and I treat it just like you treat your job. Whatever it is you do for eight hours a day, right before you clock out, you don't start doing yours extra good, do you?
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Posted: 07/12/07

Malik S. - We're All the Same

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Dial-up, yeah!

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