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Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight
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I've been really cranky 'cause
I'm on a diet. Here's the thing: I'm OK with my weight like this, but I want to do television, which means I need to be a weight that's not achievable.
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 17,108
Amy Schumer - Blog About It
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,915
Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop
A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 36,017
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 22,349
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,003
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,980
Tommy Chunn - Smother Love
Tommy Chunn needs a petite chick to fit in his fat crack.
Tags: Tommy Chunn (2), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 10/21/11
Views: 1,106
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,855
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (657), family (647)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,672
Lynne Koplitz - Homeless
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 21,499
