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I've been really cranky 'cause
I'm on a diet. Here's the thing: I'm OK with my weight like this, but I want to do television, which means I need to be a weight that's not achievable.
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 3,025
Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop
A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 14,008
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 580
Wendy Liebman - Getting Older
Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (956), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 719
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 23
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (956), animals (783)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 764
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,296
Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), health (956), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 49,785
Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up
Tammy dresses up her man.
Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 1,905
Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 216
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