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Lynne Koplitz: More Enthusiastic, Please
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He was like, 'Could you be enthusiastic, please?' Not for nothing, but I've been with him for five years. His penis is in syndication at this point. You want enthusiasm? Make it do something I've never seen it do before, like the dishes. Oh, I would be so enthusiastic. I'd be like, 'Go, penie! Go, penie! Go, penie!'
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Posted: 04/28/05

Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 6,203

Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,125

Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men

Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,778

Lynne Koplitz - Thirties

Things change when you're in your 30s.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,174

Lynne Koplitz - Tired Sex

Most people have faked an orgasms, but what would Jesus do?

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,171

Lynne Koplitz - Quatro-Boob

Lynne Koplitz talks about wearing underwear that don't fit right.

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Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 3,073

Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop

A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 14,268

Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,791

Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,366

Rob Pue - Cold-Blooded Reptiles

Women are lizards.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 939

 
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