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Luke Torres: East L.A. Attitude
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I moved to East L.A.
because I thought it was safe. But everybody in East L.A.'s got an attitude. I was approached by somebody the other day. They came up to me, it was like, 'OK, look, ese -- if you don't give me that money, you owe me, homes. Man, because you owe me money, you better give it to me, man. If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna kill you.' I was like, 'Look Grandma, you'll get your money.'
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
Tags: Danny Cohen (2), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 245
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 746
Michelle Biloon - My Lesbian Sister
Michelle Biloon is a sexual orientation Svengali.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 579
Jon Manfrellotti - Eating & Violence
Eating is like a sport to Italians.
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Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 239
Adele Givens - Poetry
Adele reads a poem to Re-Re.
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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 760
Dat Phan - Violent Mom
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,395
Reno Collier - The Scottish
The Scottish invented clear tape.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,097
Megan Mooney - Animal Abuse
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,669
Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,869
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