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Lowell Sanders: The Door's Open
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I picked this girl up
to go out on a date. I get in the car and I look -- she's still standing outside. I'm like, 'The door's open. I got power locks. What you waiting on? You're going to get left.'
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,425
Carlos Mencia - Honesty
Women, be honest about men.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 135,125
Rudy Rush - Break Ups
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 15,970
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,565
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 10,350
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,665
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 9,522
Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 25,897
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,545
Carlos Mencia - Women
Women have it so easy.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 27,310
