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They don't apologize for anything.
You got a lot of guns around here? 'Yeah!' OK, that's not the response I was looking for. I hear you execute a lot of people too? 'Yeah!' Alright, I'm outta here.
Louis Ramey - Thieves of Detroit
Detroit is home to the best car thieves in the world.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,354
Louis Ramey - No Apologies in Texas
People in Texas don't apologize for anything.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,460
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,735
Carl Banks - Alaska Drive-By
There's no crime in the winter in Alaska.
Tags: Carl Banks (4), crime (415), travel (310)
Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 452
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (310), violence (304)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,405
Mike Royce - Dangerous Cities
Wherever you go, people claim their city is more dangerous.
Tags: Mike Royce (3), New York City (602), crime (415)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 173
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), crime (415)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 272
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 613
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), crime (415), violence (304)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 196
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