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Louis Ramey: A Newborn Child
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If you're a guy and you've never seen a newborn child, let me tell you now, it's the miracle of life. Nothing more precious, nothing more delicate, nothing quite as ugly as a newborn child. They got no hair, they got no teeth -- they're like aliens.
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Posted: 07/29/01

Louis Ramey - The Miracle of Life

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