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As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them. That's not from drinking beer -- that's from swallowing pride.
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Posted: 07/12/07

Louis Katz - Married Men

Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.

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Posted: 07/12/07
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A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

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John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

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