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As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them. That's not from drinking beer -- that's from swallowing pride.
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Posted: 07/12/07

Louis Katz - Married Men

Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.

Tags: Louis Katz (2), kids (641), dating (637)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,333

Andy Woodhull - Marriage

Being the best man is kind of an honor, but being the ninth best man isn't quite as honorable.

Tags: Andy Woodhull (3), men/women (919), marriage (447)

Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 164

Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette

Women expect certain things on a date.

Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (983), men/women (918)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,209

Rondell Sheridan - Newlyweds

Men are not as complicated as women think.

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (919), imitations (787)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 575

Rondell Sheridan - Marriage Observer

The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (918), imitations (786)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 536

Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.

Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (919), imitations (787)

Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,306

Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing

Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.

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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 783

Adam Sandler - Girlfriends

Pretty girls intimidate Adam.

Tags: Adam Sandler (4), men/women (919), dating (637)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 22,306

Bob Marley - Ordering Food

Men aren't allowed to order first.

Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,654

Mark Pitta - The Date

A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 639

 
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