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Louis Katz Jokes
Louis Katz: Married Friends
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As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them. That's not from drinking beer -- that's from swallowing pride.
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See Louis Katz Tell It » Louis Katz - Married Men Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  marriage (412),  friends (210)
Posted: 07/12/07

Louis Katz - Vegan Food

A vegan is a person who won't eat anything made by or with flavor.

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Posted: 03/07/11
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Louis Katz - Married Men

Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.

Tags: Louis Katz (4), kids (831), dating (786)

Posted: 07/12/07
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Adam Sandler - Girlfriends

Pretty girls intimidate Adam.

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Andy Woodhull - Marriage

Being the best man is kind of an honor, but being the ninth best man isn't quite as honorable.

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Rob Riggle - How We Roll

Rob Riggle doesn't know the condition of his best friend's sick mother.

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Posted: 03/06/10
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Rondell Sheridan - Newlyweds

Men are not as complicated as women think.

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Posted: 07/17/02
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Rondell Sheridan - Marriage Observer

The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.

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Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette

Women expect certain things on a date.

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Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing

Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.

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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 1,784

Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy

Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.

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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 4,706