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Louis C.K.: Hey, That's Mine
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I like New York. This is the only city where you actually have to say things like, 'Hey, that's mine. Don't pee on that.'
Filed Under: gross-out (692),  city (247),  poop & pee (228)
Posted: 05/26/93

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Patton Oswalt knows why all his friends want him to move to New York City.

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Louis C.K. - New York City Subway

Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.

Tags: Louis C.K. (31), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)

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Views: 26,530

Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments

Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.

Tags: Louis C.K. (31), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 23,110

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,203

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735

Robert Kelly - Real Love

Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.

Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 11,356

Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372

John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase

He's not a man.

Tags: John Mulaney (27), Comedy Central Presents (2172),

Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 109,371

Richard Jeni - Cooking

Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.

Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 4,199

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 155,657