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Lou DiMaggio: Spermicide
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The word 'spermicide' sounds like something sperms would do as a last resort. 'I'm not going out there anymore. I can't take it.'
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Posted: 05/30/94

Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control

Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.

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Robert DeNiro should play the movie version of Huckleberry Finn.

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Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.

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People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.

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Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.

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Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.

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All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.

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Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.

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These days, you have no idea who has what disease.

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