Lou DiMaggio Jokes
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Lou DiMaggio: Spermicide
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The word 'spermicide' sounds like
something sperms would do as a last resort. 'I'm not going out there anymore. I can't take it.'
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 822
Lou DiMaggio - Huckleberry Finn: The Movie
Robert DeNiro should play the movie version of Huckleberry Finn.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), impressions (466), movies (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 960
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1202), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 14,053
David Cross - Dead Body
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
Tags: David Cross (8), sex (1202), death (314)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 10,515
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 10,014
Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience
People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,906
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 1,036
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 20,587
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 924
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,355
