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My sister's a personal trainer.
That's a tough job. I don't think I can do that. You gotta help people with their fitness goals. 'Can you help me define my abs?' 'Yeah -- disgusting, sloppy, gelatinous.'
Ted Alexandro - The Gym
Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 1,055
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (976), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,137
Ted Alexandro - Healthy
No one wants the cow that got bad grades.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,634
Sandra Bernhard - Gold's Gym
All the women at Sandra's gym are done up.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), The A-List (491), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 650
Ted Alexandro - Eating
It's hard to eat healthy.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 847
Nick Griffin - What Men Want
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,039
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,346
Gregg Rogell - Italian Martial Arts
Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,014
Wendy Liebman - Exercise
Wendy's gym is so fancy it has a Spiral StairMaster.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 552
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