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The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,512
Tom Papa - Crazy People
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,011
Fred Wolf - The Walls Are Closing In
If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), family (667), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 450
Margaret Smith - Dad
Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 552
Al Lubel - Silent Heart Attack
Al worries about the things he can't feel.
Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady
Bag ladies can be very sexy.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,945
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,323
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,002
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,979
Russ Meneve - Dating
Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,029
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