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Louis C.K.: One of Those Lucky People
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people -- I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
Filed Under: lookin' good (489),  food (379),  weight/obesity (342)
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Posted: 11/22/99

Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon

No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), men/women (1003), food (804)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,730

Lynne Koplitz - Weight

Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 04/28/05
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Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596

Tony V. - Body Image

It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.

Tags: Tony V. (1), food (804), America (446)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 431

Louis C.K. - Donuts

Louis C.K. cannot not eat donuts.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), sex (1283), food (804)

Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 2,066

Todd Lynn - Man Breasts

These things are impossible to get rid of.

Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347

Tom Papa - Speedos

Getting in shape is such a drag.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,160

Louis C.K. - Underwear of Choice

Louis' crotch is a bummer.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), lookin' good (369), balls (125)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 47,850

Louis C.K. - Getting Fired

Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,930

Tom Shillue - Like Dad

Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.

Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 801

 
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