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Kurt Metzger: Between the Eyebrows and the Nose
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I need glasses really bad, and it turns out I can't wear them, medically, because my eyebrows are too g**damn big. I'm not wearing glasses. And I got big nostrils, also. It looks like I have a beard, but that is the shadow of my nostrils. If I wear glasses, it's gonna look like my eyebrows and nose came with my damn glasses. I'm not living my life like that.
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