As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.
Who is advising kids to graduate faster than they need to?
The adult equivalent of dorky clothes is getting your credit card declined.
Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets!
If deer have such sensitive hearing, why don't they get out of the ways of beeping cars?
Certainly the danger is gone once librarians are sporting tattoos.
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
The crowd is still a little too sensitive for a joke about John F. Kennedy.
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
