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Jeremy Hotz: What a Miserable Life
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Getting old, I can't stop it. What a miserable life this turned out to be. Losing the hair on my head, getting some new hair right above my ass at the crack -- what the hell kind of tradeoff is that?
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Posted: 06/20/00

Jeremy Hotz - Ugly

Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,459

Jeremy Hotz - Games

Battleship is the easiest game to cheat at.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (303)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,356

Jeremy Hotz - The Gym

The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,879

Lois Bromfield - Old Hooker's Hair

Lois has old hooker's hair.

Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 802

Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age

Becky is not impressed with the young.

Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 915

Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (976), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,327

Wendy Liebman - Getting Older

Wendy has put on 100 pounds since graduating from kindergarten.

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), health (976), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 731

Bill Keller - Aging

As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.

Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 296

Jeremy Hotz - Oh, Canada

Canada is not a very tough country.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), military (242)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,673

Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad

You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.

Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285

 
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