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I finally did it. I went out and got some cosmetic surgery done. I had my chin removed and my ears enlarged. It sucks having no chin, man. In the last two weeks alone, I've lost 17 motorcycle helmets.
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Posted: 01/18/01

Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery

Harland finally had cosmetic surgery.

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Posted: 01/18/01
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