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Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
You know what the secret to life is? It's learning to appreciate all the little things.
Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
Santa's a fat Nazi bastard.
Terrorism can't happen in North Dakota -- you have to build a civilization first.
Gregg Rogell quit smoking because he wanted to live, and now he doesn't want to live anymore.
If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one.
Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
In New York, you can score a pack of batteries and a yo-yo in one subway trip.
Why have a Thanksgiving parade in a city full of people from other countries?
