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Greg Behrendt: A Peach
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I was coming down the
street today with my girlfriend. This guy shouts out, 'Hey man, your girlfriend's a peach!' And I thought, 'Well, that's nice.' And then it turns out she has a really fuzzy face and a stem.
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (656), alcohol (496)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 972
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 421
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,480
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,320
Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Mirror
Magnifying mirrors are cruel.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), dating (656), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,790
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), music (727)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,744
Susan Prekel - Too Short
Short guys love Susan.
Tags: Susan Prekel (2), dating (656), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 344
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 21,337
Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10
The government should regulate how we rate other people.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,293
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