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You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants.
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Posted: 07/09/99

Dave Attell - Drinking

Jack Daniels should come with bail money.

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