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Lingerie is a rip-off.
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Susan has dull skin.
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Wendy Liebman has been told she looks like Ruth Buzzi. Is she pretty?
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
