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Carol Leifer: New Perfume
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I am in a fantastic mood tonight. I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience. It's called 'Tester.'
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Posted: 03/20/03

Carol Leifer - Lingerie

Lingerie is a rip-off.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,461

Carol Leifer - Nude Beach

Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,204

Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits

Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,247

Susan Norfleet - Makeup

Susan has dull skin.

Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (976), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 184

Sue Murphy - Buying a Bathing Suit

Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.

Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,128

Jan Karem - Store Clerks

The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,255

Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol

Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 547

Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun

Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.

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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 339

Wendy Liebman - Celebrity Recognition

Wendy Liebman has been told she looks like Ruth Buzzi. Is she pretty?

Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), stereotypes (431), crime (415)

Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 474

Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear

Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.

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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 792

 
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