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She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.
"Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"
"No," says the woman. "Up to my tits will be fine."
Kathy Griffin - Get Your Groove On
Kathy will have her groove on.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 7,636
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 21,337
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 3,283
Richard Trask - Hair Care
Chinese people are bold enough to sell black hair care products.
Tags: Richard Trask (4), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 229
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
D.L. Hughley - Beautiful Women
Beautiful women get away with murder.
Tags: men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 14,939
Tony V. - Body Image
It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Tags: Tony V. (1), food (804), America (446)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 431
David Cross - Sorry, Charlie
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Tags: David Cross (30), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 4,316
Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,731
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347
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