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Loni Love: Star Jones' Weight Loss
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I see what they did to Star Jones, damn it. She lost weight and her job. F**k that -- you better eat a damn donut, Star.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Jane Edith Wilson - Pre-pregnancy Weight

Jane talks about how quickly celebrities make it back to their pre-pregnancy weight.

Tags: Jane Edith Wilson (2), Premium Blend (749), family (551)

Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 97

Brian Scolaro - Italian Food

Every bite is like getting shot in the face.

Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,396

Jared Logan - Weight Gain

I gained the freshman 58!

Tags: Jared Logan (5), Live at Gotham (242), weight/obesity (219)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 4,324

Ralphie May - Denver Airport

My baby's name is April June May.

Tags: Ralphie May (1), weight/obesity (219),

Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 97,160

John Pinette - Chinese Food

John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

Tags: John Pinette (2), food (494), weight/obesity (219)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,474

Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time

Get your beets, it's salad time!

Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), Premium Blend (749), health (519)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,003

Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills

Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 508

Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss

Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 511

Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?

Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.

Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (519), Live at Gotham (242)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,183

 

Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day

Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top -- nine degrees, he's sweatin'....  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  health (791),  weight/obesity (208)

Gabriel Iglesias: The Only Big Friend Argument

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments -- except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now,...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  weight/obesity (208),  friends (177)

Things Men Don't Say

-- Let's watch Lifetime.

-- Sex is overrated.

-- I don't want to go too far on the first date.

-- Yes, your sister does have...  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  sex (2673),  men/women (1861),  pop culture (813)

Keira Knightley Doesn't Exist

Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  pop culture (813),  weight/obesity (208)

Oprah and Airport Security

Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?

A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  pop culture (813),  weight/obesity (208)

Roseanne and Battleships

Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  pop culture (813),  weight/obesity (208)

Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight

I've been really cranky 'cause I'm on a diet. Here's the thing: I'm OK with my weight like this, but I want to do television, which means I need to...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  health (791),  lookin' good (413)

J. Anthony Brown: Barry White Diet

He said what he did was take all of his clothes off, and he stood naked in front of the mirror. I said, 'That's a damn good diet.' I think I could...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  pop culture (813),  health (791)

Mark Wheatle: Heavy D in Concert

You go to a Heavy D concert, you will leave satisfied. But you'll be leaving in five minutes because Heavy does two songs and he's tired.  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  health (791),  weight/obesity (208)

Christopher Titus: Poker TV

People wonder why our kids are getting fat? Maybe it's 'cause we're sitting on our asses on the couch at home watching other people play cards on...  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  pop culture (813),  health (791),  kids (688)
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