Loni only cares if terrorists attack the 99 cent store.
Oprah Winfrey, rappers and Mel Gibson are all out of control.
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
When you really think about, strip clubs must be just like hell.
There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.
We have to grade President Bush on a curve.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Loni went to a WNBA game to look for men.
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Who the hell thought of Bring Your Kids to Work Day?
