Loni only cares if terrorists attack the 99 cent store.
Oprah Winfrey, rappers and Mel Gibson are all out of control.
It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
There is a lot of prostitution on Hayes MacArthur's corner.
When you really think about, strip clubs must be just like hell.
We have to grade President Bush on a curve.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Loni went to a WNBA game to look for men.
No one at the potluck will eat Amy's salad.
Who the hell thought of Bring Your Kids to Work Day?
