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Lizz Winstead: Nutmeg and Yellow Cake Warning
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First, we have Colin Powell waving this vial of nutmeg around at the UN -- 'It's a weapon of mass destruction!' -- and then, there was the yellow cake uranium. So, now we have nutmeg and yellow. So, apparently, we need to get into Iraq because Saddam is this close to making sticky buns.
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Posted: 10/07/04

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