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How the hell is she
supposed to figure out which one of these 73 plans is good for her? Well, I'll tell ya. George Bush says, 'You know what? Here's the best way to do it. You just navigate our Medicare website.'... Old people cannot find websites. And it's not like, 'Here's the Medicare website -- have at it, it's easy.' It's like: www.medicare.I'll-give-ya-a-minute-to-get-your-glasses/generic-drugs-will-surely-cause dementia/let's-be-honest-heroin-would-be-cheaper-and-release you-from-that-prison-of-a-body-you're-in.gov.
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,688
Lewis Black - Veterans Administration
The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), health (976)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,478
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629
Lizz Winstead - Clear Skies Initiative
Lizz Winstead disagrees with the current state of affairs in America.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 241
Lizz Winstead - Gay Marriage
Lizz Winstead advises the gay community.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,081
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,246
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373
Greg Giraldo - Global Warming is Real
The Bush administration doesn't care about the environment.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 473
Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie
Welcome to Planet Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 244
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,846
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