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Lizz Winstead: Compassionate Conservative
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What should we expect from
a compassionate conservative?... Which part of the compassionate conservative equation is it that steals from poor kids' lunch programs to pay for tax cuts for the rich? I'm not sure.
Greg Giraldo - Gay Marriage
Gay guys should have to get married and adopt kids.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 646
Gabriel Iglesias - Chocolate Cake
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,636
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,581
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,348
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 602
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,941
Todd Glass - Todd's Act
Crack is bad; voting is good.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves
The president makes the call.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 490
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