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Lizz Winstead: Bush's Clear Skies Initiative
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Isn't that kind of Bush's whole thing? Just keep us fat and afraid, and we'll buy any of this stuff from him. He gives all of this stuff fancy names, sounds like a good idea, right? The 'Clear Skies Initiative' -- you have to be heavily medicated to believe clear skies will come if we give tax breaks to people who buy gas-gorging SUVs. Shouldn't it really be called the 'Loosen Regulations So Corporate Polluters Can Make Huge Profits While Blowing Cancerous Chunks Into Our Lungs Initiative'?
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Posted: 10/07/04

Lizz Winstead - Clear Skies Initiative

Lizz Winstead disagrees with the current state of affairs in America.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 241

Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq

The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629

Lizz Winstead - Old People

Americans have no respect for the elderly.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,688

Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,127

Lewis Black - Veterans Administration

The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.

Tags: George W. Bush (2037), health (976)

Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,478

Lizz Winstead - Gay Marriage

Lizz Winstead advises the gay community.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,081

Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 521

Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War

Russ would be the worst POW.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241

 
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